Tuesday, 6 December 2016



 Who goes there? I shouted as I heard someone banging the door with force while I was lacing my shoes, jerry went and opened the door and the so called Aghogho appeared with a smiling face showing her ‘ako ei liverpool‘ **big set of teeth like Liverpool stadium** this is the first time I’m seeing her;
AGHOGHO: Good evening everyone, did I interrupt?
ME: Not at all, you must be Aghogho? (She increased the smile on her face making her look old)
JERRY: yes, Eli meet Aghogho my baby. Aghogho meet Eli my brother from another mother.

 I reached for her hand and gave her a soft hand shake, in the next one hour we are good to go. We walked to the road side to get a bike and off we went
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 The place was filled with lots of mini skirt and I can glance through to see the jean string and white pants beneath…..
 I didn’t know when the following words came out from my mouth and jerry added his own rhythms to make it a complete chorus;
ME: Jean-string
JERRY: in_na the air
ME: White pant
JERRY: in_na the air
ME: Blue pant
JERRY: in_na the air

 We started singing with it as we reach for a table surrounded by four chairs, all Aghogho was doing while we were entertaining her with the song was laughing. It was really fun as we enjoyed the party to the fullest drinking all sorts of brandy and dancing all the possible steps in this life, I was involved in almost all the nasty games that was played in the party but the moment I loved most was when the MC summoned the celebrate to bring out 2 boys and 2 girls, she picked me out and I was told by the MC to suck one of the girls n—-e until it turns pale-red that if I failed to do it I will pay #1000 but if the girl refuse to allow me she will be the one to pay (you know that kind tin na) base on highest in me I started heading straight to the bra, out of nowhere a guy came out and bailed the girl (I nearly refund his money, see bad market).
So many dirty games were played and I partook in almost all because am a free guy in the party base on say no girl go with me, it got to Dance! Dance! Dance!, everyone was in pair dancing seriously with their girl or any free babe.
Luckily for me that very girl I almost suck her mango was dancing alone, as a sharp warri boy I saw her dancing to the beat **sekem** I applied the step holding my waist with one hand and placed the other hand on my chest and started sekem to her direction, finally am in front of her giving the same step. As soon as the music change to timaya ‘ukwu’ she started placing her a-s-s on me and I was giving the ukwu my cumcumber, she felt it and tried to see who she was dancing with by pulling herself away.
She was shocked to see me and the first word that came out from her mouth tells me she is in;
FAVOUR: Bad guy, you again?
ME: smiled! Why that name my dear friend? I’m not as bad as you think
FAVOUR: never mind, but you almost touched my boobs
ME: it’s just a game and I did it to make people laugh
FAVOUR: I barely know your name
ME: I’m Eli
FAVOUR: mine is Favour
ME: Favour Are you with someone?
FAVOUR: No, why did you ask (giving normal girls styling)
ME: Because am alone and need to be with someone

 She smiled without saying anything; I l walked her to the bar and offered her drinks while we watched people from afar dancing. I saw jerry dancing with his girlfriend while we were drinking but didn’t bother to interrupt as we were busy trying to know each other…
Liquor took over Favour as she started talking strange and laughing loud, I tried to fetch jerry but didn’t see his break light, tried his number and it wasn’t reacheable. I have to look for a way out… as I was thinking of what to do, she fell on the ground, and I picked her up;
ME: Favour are you okay?
FAVOUR: take me home I want to s–t
ME: Jesu!!! Abeg nor s–t for body oo
FAVOUR: did I say I want to s–t, I said I want to fight
(I then realize she was just saying rubbish because of the drink)
ME: where do you stay, I mean your house?
FAVOUR: my house is innnnn campus 2 road close to my HOD office but I want to go to your house and eat tolotolo o o o o oo

 I tried to explain to her that I don’t have house in ozoro and didn’t cook tolotolo but she continued saying rubbish and managed to whisper an hotel named KESPY but all the bikes refuse to go there telling me the place is far and its close to one nearby town called ELU. I was about giving up when a young bike guy stopped in front of me dropping a passenger by WESTEN HALL where the party was done, he advise me to lodge in OKAY HOTEL that it’s the only nice hotel I can get around…
 To be continued….